mcu ships most wanted (the abridged version)

[meliorist]

Blanket note: sincerely Hydra-adjacent characters (Ward, Rumlow, etc.) and genuinely reprehensible villains (Kilgrave and his ilk) typically need not apply.

Other blanket note: if someone is not listed, or is not in a listed category, that means please ask! I'm open to weird things I haven't thought about and I'm definitely open to cross-canon, I just haven't thought of everything.

Peggy (filing ):

• Bisexual (slightly female-leaning), switch.
• Best: Angie, Steve, Dottie.
• Yes: Violet, Sif, Jason, Jiaying, Pvt. Lorraine, *Diana Prince.
• Maybe: Sousa, Whitney, Morita, Gabe.
• Just Friends: Bucky, Howard, Jarvis, Ana, Dum-Dum.

Ana (favorisieren ):

• Biromantic asexual, service domme, soulbonded to her husband.
• Best: Jarvis.
• Just Friends : Everyone else.

Jemma (biochemistry ):

• Bisexual (pretty seriously female-leaning), submissive.
• Best: Daisy, Bobbi, Trip.
• Yes: Melinda, Mike, Elena, Piper, Kara, Akela, (SHIELD's) Ava, Sif, Wanda, Natasha, Darcy, Jane, Helen, Nebula.
• Maybe: Raina, Aida, Steve, Sam, Thor.
• Just Friends: Fitz (unless you're my designated exception), Coulson, Mack, Hunter.

Raina (likesflowers / thornier ):

• Demiromantic pansexual, switch.
• Best: Lorelei, Kara, Aida.
• Yes: Daisy, Vanessa, Elektra, Tilda, Debbie, Wanda, Nebula, Ghost, *Harley Quinn, have at it especially with other women on the morally gray side of things.
• Maybe: guys (but she's probably just trolling them).
• Just Friends: guys she can't troll.

Victoria (pinkstreaking ):

• Lesbian, switch.
• Best: Isabelle, Natasha, Pepper.
• Yes: Bobbi, Melinda, Anne, Maria, Helen, Maya, most women over 30.
• Maybe: women between 24-30.
• Just Friends: women below 24.

Anne (distrusters ):

• Grayromantic pansexual, switch.
• Best: Melinda, Helen, Claire.
• Yes: Bobbi, Victoria, Isabelle, Maria, intellectual men/women/whoever.
• Maybe: protagonist canonmates over 30.
• Just Friends: protagonist canonmates under 30.

Lorelei (dominera ):

• Gray/homoromantic bisexual (i.e. sleeps with men and women, only has feelings for women).
• Best: Sif, Hela, Raina.
• Yes: Aida, most morally gray women.
• Maybe: nice women.
• Just Friends: that's cute because she doesn't have friends.

Kara (facedness ):

• Functional lesbian (with the below exceptions), submissive.
• Best: Bobbi, Raina, Elektra.
• Yes: Daisy, Jemma, Melinda, Elena, Piper, Akela, Jessica, Karen, Trish, Colleen, Misty, Natasha, Gamora.
• Maybe: Wanda, other women not listed, Trip, Rhodey, Mike.
• Just Friends: men.

Bobbi (batoning ):

• Aromantic bisexual, domme.
• Best: Kara, Jemma, Melinda.
• Yes: Daisy, Elena, Piper, Akela, Victoria, Isabelle, Anne, Maria, Natasha, Jessica, Matt, Steve, *Sara Lance.
• Maybe: Clint, Hunter (I typically write them in the ex stage of their relationships).
• Just Friends: Mack, Coulson, guys under 30.

Jiaying (scarifications ):

• Demiromantic bisexual, domme.
• Best: Alisha.
• Yes: Peggy, Melinda, Dottie.
• Maybe: Cal (I typically write them in the ex stage of their relationship).
• Just Friends: anyone under 30.

Opheliaida (microexpression ):

• Demiromantic demisexual (not particularly interested in cis men).
• Best: ???
• Yes: Raina, Lorelei, female antagonists, *Cameron Phillips.
• Maybe: Jemma, other robots.
• Just Friends: Fitz, Radcliffe ("friends" being loosely applied).

Wanda (evreica ):

• Demiromantic demibisexual (female-leaning), submissive.
• Best: Natasha, Valkyrie, Daisy.
• Yes: Nebula, Mantis, Gamora, Jemma, Raina, Hope S.,Elektra, Darcy, Ghost, Crystal, *Rogue, *Kitty Pryde, *Raven.
• Maybe: Vision, Bucky, Helen, Okoye, Nakia, most Netflix women, Shuri (if of legal age), Karolina (if of legal age), Nico (if of legal age), Gert (if of legal age).
• Just Friends: Pietro, Steve, Sam, Scott, Clint, T'Challa.

Helen (regenerations ):

• Greyromantic bisexual, switch.
• Best: Jane, Maria, Natasha.
• Yes: Hope V., Mina, Claire, Bobbi, Anne, Maya.
• Maybe: Pepper, Wanda, Steve, Thor, Sam.
• Just Friends: Tony, Clint.

Nakia (outreacher ):

• Bisexual, switch.
• Best: T'Challa, Okoye. 
• Yes: Valkyrie, Gamora, Ayo, Natasha,
• Maybe: Rhodey, Sam, Ghost, Sharon, Maria.
• Just Friends: Shuri, white boys.

Karen (journalizes ):

• Bisexual, switch (tending submissive).
• Best: Elektra, Trish, Matt/Foggy (a triad).
• Yes: Claire, Jessica, Colleen, Misty.
• Maybe: Matt (by himself), Foggy (by himself), Luke.
• Just Friends: Danny.

Carina (unslaves ):

• Homoromantic (i.e. lesbian) asexual, submissive but really not kinky.
• Best: Nebula, Mantis.
• Yes: Gamora, Wanda.
• Maybe: ???
• Just Friends: men.

Crystal (princessish ):

• Pretty much a lesbian, inexperienced switch (tending submissive).
• Best: Wanda, Mantis, Karolina.
• Yes: Daisy, Valkyrie, Nebula.
• Maybe: Nico, Gert, Gamora, Elena, Jemma, Darcy.
• Just Friends: men.

Maya (fromshore ):

• Demibisexual (female-leaning), switch (tending submissive).
• Best: Pepper, Maria, Helen.
• Yes: Natasha, Jane.
• Maybe: Bruce.
• Just Friends: Tony.

Trish (hellcattily ):

• Bisexual, switch.
• Best: Jessica, Karen, Claire.
• Yes: Luke, Colleen, Misty. Matt, Valkyrie, Carol, Christine, Bobbi, Hedy, Jen.
• Maybe: Malcolm, Foggy, Hope S., Pepper.
• Just Friends: anyone else under 24, Jeri (though she's not really even a friend).

Hope (highjumped ):

• Sexually traumatized functional lesbian (with the below exception), switch tending submissive.
• Best: Wanda, Darcy.
• Yes: Jessica, Colleen, Daisy, Jemma, Kara, Malcolm.
• Maybe: Trish, Crystal, Shuri (if of legal age).
• Just Friends: anyone over 35.

Misty (plainclothed ):

• Bisexual, switch.
• Best: Colleen, Claire.
• Yes: Karen, Trish, Valkyrie, Brigid.
• Maybe: Candace, Tilda, Jessica, Elektra, Luke.
• Just Friends: Danny and any other white boy.

Karolina (rainbowbrites ):

• Lesbian, very smol and undecided about kink (but kinda submissive).
• Best: Nico, Xavin.
• Yes: Gert, MJ, Liz, Wanda (if their ages match).
• Maybe: Shuri, *any Sailor Moon girls.
• Just Friends: Molly (too smol!)

Darcy (poliscience ):

• Bisexual, switch.
• Best: Sif, Natasha, Valkyrie.
• Yes: Ian, Jemma, Daisy, Wanda, Hope S., Sharon, *Rogue.
• Maybe: Jane, Trip, Ghost.
• Just Friends: men over 40, women over 50, Thor and the Warriors Three, Loki (if "friends" is even the right word).

Regan (palkyries ):

• Is literally an OC designed for the sole purpose of romancing Valkyrie.